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The Broadcasters on Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:19:53 PM
June 11th, 2008 The Reporter travels with big boot by RT. The route was full of folks in wheelchairs, scooters and crutches while our dear Reporter wearing a huge, black recovery boot found herself lifting her boot in the air to get out of the path of moving, exiting wheelchair drivers. She was glad the grey haired man sitting next to her was looking for a laugh. He didn't mind when the Reporter had her boot practically on his lap to avoid the wild wheel chair people who seemed to know that this was the day, and driver who seems to have a record of picking up all the wheel chair people in the area. Regardless, of where they are going. The Reporter was hoping to get some exercise on her right leg and calf. Her right calf looks like a flat tire which is a bit alarming. Water arobics is being suggested by on-lookers so she is strongly considering this exercise as a source of improvement. The Reporter has been wearing this boot for nearly 4 months now and she is not finding many uses for it.
June 7th 08 approx. @ 5:00 p.m. Last Friday Night, the Reporter was traveling by Bus down A Busy Avenue, in Sacramento to a celebrate recovery meeting when she discovered she was sitting next to a stand up comedienne who performs in Ca. The Bus Driver was also a Comedian. The Reporter thought discovered a singer and found out the comedienne sings too! Her Mother is a Chief Investigator who has been investigating teeth cases, oddly enough. The Reporter did notice the woman had a good set of teeth when she smiled so there was no apparent connection to the teeth investigating cases. the Bus Driver commented, "People don't just ride the bus the way they use to." "It always has to be a Dramatic Event." the Reporter scoped in, or focused in on his comments and realized that she had found a gold mine for some new profound ideas that would become reporting material. so, the Reporter has decided to cover stories unfolding on the RT Buses with some of the most assuming characters that she has ever seen in one place at one time.
The Reporter's sister Mrs. Gregory told the Reporter some time back, "Normal People don't ride buses." I was considered amoung the Normal population driving a car, paying insurance, buying expensive gas and oil, and I was trying to miss hitting everyone on the road. Lately, it is rumored that Hwy 5 or Hwy 80 is under construction and everyone in town, who works downtown is riding the RT. So, the Normal are meeting the Abnormal as there has been a run on RT Bus Passes selling out in 5 days at the concession counters. What in the World is going on? Everyone is on the Buses working hard to get somewhere quick. The Bus driver who watched my present day cast, big black boot swing from here to there thought I should audition in Vegas for a Big Black Boot Performance. He had to embrace my hand as we arrived at my destination, to say, "I really enjoyed your sense of humor" and mentioned once again auditions in Vegas. Not knowing exactly what he had in mind, auditioning in Las Vegas. I gave it some real thought and tried to imagine using my Boot as a way to sell comedy.
Look for the Made-up Story of Presidential Election Race & Marathon 2008 by The Reporter
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